Evan and Seth discovered air quotes.
They use them all the time now.
Almost always incorrectly.
Mom, I want "strawberries" for snack.
Can we go to the "pool"?
I love "cookies".
I'm going to be the "oldest" person in my class.
Do I have to take a "nap"? I'm not really "tired".
Considering they don't understand sarcasm the last one is especially ironic.