Evan: "Dad, if your master runs out of money can you stop going to work?"
Kane: "Mom will you use the chomper on your hair today?" Referring to my straightener.
Seth: "Mom, I don't know if I want a sister because she's going to grow up and nag at me to stop playing xbox." We don't even own an xbox but it somehow trumps a sister.
Evan: "Mom, E from school told me that bacon is made from pig butt! I don't care though bacon is delicious!"