Me: Kane why did you throw your couscous all over floor?
Kane: Um... uh... my brain just wanted to play with my food, not eat it. (wagging his finger at his head) That was a bad choice brain.
Me: (trying so hard not to laugh)
Kane: (noticing my reaction, with hope in his voice) You're not mad?!
Me: Kane, clean it up.
Kane: (disappointment) So it was a bad choice. (little smirk) But it was funny!
Me: Clean child, clean.