Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Good Doctor, Bad Cop

Kane: "I dont want to drink that cleanin stuff in the bathroom, it'll make me sick and I'll have to go to the hospital. I dont like hospitals or doctors."

Me: "Doctors help sick people get better though."

Kane: "I like doctors!"

Me: "Maybe you could be a doctor someday."

Kane: "Yes, I want to be a doctor so I can make people feel better!

Me: "Alright then you have to work really hard at school so you can be a doctor!"

Kane: "Hmm, maybe I'll be a police officer."

Me: "A police officer is good too!"

Kane: "Yup.... and then I'll shoot you. BANG! BANG!"

Me: "What? Why would you shoot me?"

Kane: "I dont know ."

Me: "Thats not very nice."

Kane: "But I can because I have a gun."

Me: "No its wrong to shoot people.  If you shoot mommy, you'll go to jail for a very long time."

Kane: "Jail is scary, I'll just leave."

Me: "You wont be able to leave, you'll be locked inside."

Kane: "Ok, I dont want to be a police officer."

1 comment:

Katie said...

Oh my gosh, HILARIOUS! I think your "conversations with my kids" posts are the best!!