Kane: "I dont want to drink that cleanin stuff in the bathroom, it'll make me sick and I'll have to go to the hospital. I dont like hospitals or doctors."
Me: "Doctors help sick people get better though."
Kane: "I like doctors!"
Me: "Maybe you could be a doctor someday."
Kane: "Yes, I want to be a doctor so I can make people feel better!
Me: "Alright then you have to work really hard at school so you can be a doctor!"
Kane: "Hmm, maybe I'll be a police officer."
Me: "A police officer is good too!"
Kane: "Yup.... and then I'll shoot you. BANG! BANG!"
Me: "What? Why would you shoot me?"
Kane: "I dont know ."
Me: "Thats not very nice."
Kane: "But I can because I have a gun."
Me: "No its wrong to shoot people. If you shoot mommy, you'll go to jail for a very long time."
Kane: "Jail is scary, I'll just leave."
Me: "You wont be able to leave, you'll be locked inside."
Kane: "Ok, I dont want to be a police officer."
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Oh my gosh, HILARIOUS! I think your "conversations with my kids" posts are the best!!
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