Seth: "I know that God is three persons!"
Jed: "You're right, what are their names?"
Evan: "I know!"
Jed: "Ok, go ahead."
Evan: "Ok, the deli father... the spirits.. and I forget the last one."
Me and Jed: (tried to hold it in but laughing to the point of tears.)
(The boys are laughing too.)
Evan: "What are you guys laughing at?"
Jed: "You meant to say the Heavenly Father, the Holy Spirit and Jesus."
Evan: "Oh yeah. That is really funny!"
Later while cleaning up dinner.
Jed: (whispering) "I tried not to laugh but I couldn't help it."
Me: (whispering also) "I knew there wasn't any hope so I gave in."
Jed: "I know. I was just thinking, who wouldn't want to worship the deli god? (shouting now) Cold cuts for everyone!"
Evan: "Yeah, I want cold cuts! What are cold cuts?"