Firecracker

As usual when Jed walks in the door from work Kane shouts all the big events of the day at him.  

Kane: Dad today mom got us cookies from McDonalds because we made good choices at the firecracker!  Oh yeah! 

Jed: Wait where?

Kane: We got cookies from MCDONALDS! 

Jed: No where did you make good choices?

Kane: At mommy's firecracker.

Jed: (looks at me) I have no idea what he's trying to tell me.

Me: (laughing) Chiropractor.  

Kane: Yeah, the FIRECRACKER! Oh yeah! (Does celebratory dance.)

Jed: Good job buddy.  

Kane: Thanks.  

This was right up there with the time he told someone, "My mom didn't have baby Isla at the hospital, she had her at the burnin' center."