As usual when Jed walks in the door from work Kane shouts all the big events of the day at him.
Kane: Dad today mom got us cookies from McDonalds because we made good choices at the firecracker! Oh yeah!
Jed: Wait where?
Kane: We got cookies from MCDONALDS!
Jed: No where did you make good choices?
Kane: At mommy's firecracker.
Jed: (looks at me) I have no idea what he's trying to tell me.
Me: (laughing) Chiropractor.
Kane: Yeah, the FIRECRACKER! Oh yeah! (Does celebratory dance.)
Jed: Good job buddy.
This was right up there with the time he told someone, "My mom didn't have baby Isla at the hospital, she had her at the burnin' center."