Ford, my child who freaks out when anything from paint, to lotion, to water, is on his skin, just noticed a freckle on his foot.
He's now treating his foot like it's diseased and is obsessively trying to wipe it off.
All that attention to his body has led to the discovery of many other freckles, causing more panic and scrubbing.
He's not accepting any rational explanations, just begging me to get them off.
This should be a fun day.