Convo While Coloring

Evan: "Mom, did you have a first born son before me that you gave away to someone?"

Me: "No! Why would you think that?"

Evan: "I dont know, I would have just really liked that kid.. especially if he were in college now."

Me: (Staring at him like he had a third eye, almost speechless) "I dont have a clue what you're talking about."

Evan: "Where is that kid now? Is he in college?

Me: "There is no kid, you're my oldest. I didnt have any babies before you."

Evan: "Well, I wish you had a older kid and I wish he was in college. I wish I was in college."

Me: "So you want an older brother?"

Evan: "No."

Me: "I really dont know where you're going with this."

Evan: (goes back to coloring silently)