Necklace

Me: Seth what's that on your neck? (as I tried to rub away a black mark that hadn't come off during his shower)

Seth: Its gum.

Me: Why did you put gum on your neck?

Seth: When I had gum yesterday, I pulled it out of my mouth real long and put it around my neck to make a cool necklace, a gum necklace.

Me: Hmmm.

Seth: Is it PINK?! (rubbing his neck with pride)

Me: Nope its black because of all the dirt thats stuck to the gum, you shouldn't take your gum out of your mouth anymore.

Seth: Oh, ick. (rubbing his neck more vigorously, grossed out) Ok I'll keep it in my mouth next time.