Evan: "Mom, did you have a first born son before me that you gave away to someone?"
Me: "No! Why would you think that?"
Evan: "I dont know, I would have just really liked that kid.. especially if he were in college now."
Me: (Staring at him like he had a third eye, almost speechless) "I dont have a clue what you're talking about."
Evan: "Where is that kid now? Is he in college?
Me: "There is no kid, you're my oldest. I didnt have any babies before you."
Evan: "Well, I wish you had a older kid and I wish he was in college. I wish I was in college."
Me: "So you want an older brother?"
Me: "I really dont know where you're going with this."
Evan: (goes back to coloring silently)
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